The Strange Adventure in Gensokyo

Where do we even begin with Yukari Yakumo's pubic hair, I mean, her conspiracy! Why did the proprietress of Kourindou suddenly rise up in rebellion? Why did Zeppeli have to attack Haha with Ripple? Why is the author's stockpile of chapters always nonexistent? To prolong your life, you need to spend your life, but there's not enough life to go around! Here, I call on Touhou fans to uphold the Basic Law and the Election Law! No worshipping Haha!

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