What If I Begged for Alms at the City Gate

"Who am I? You can call me the Beggar, or Young Hong Qigong. I am the king of beggars, a legend in the history of begging. Whatever you do, remember this: I am..."

"Get lost, you stinking beggar! Why do you talk so much?"

"Hey, hey, don't go, sir! Sir, sir, could you spare me a little something? Just look how poor I am... Hey, hey, don't! Let's talk this out. No need to get physical. Fighting hurts feelings!!!"