Levi: My world is dark, but I would gladly sacrifice myself for you.
Rimuru: That doesn't give you the right to steal my cake!!
Levi: Wouldn't it be better if I gained weight in your place?
Rimuru: We're not going to get fat!!! Give me back my cake!!
Another perfectly peaceful day...
(The writing is bad, and the characters are completely out of character. If you don't like it, just click the back button. Since Fushi's old scoundrel has left so many plot holes, there's a chance I might drop this book at any time, but I'll do my best to keep writing.)