The World-Destroying Villain Doesn't Want to Get Tangled Up with Delusion-Prone Girls

(Pure fun, no landmines; stable updates; a relaxed, slow burn)

After the villain Lin Zhe dies and is reborn, he hopes to return to the peak. Instead, girls of all kinds offer to keep him.

"My good disciple, in this world, friends can give you a hand, but the only one who can give you several hands is your master." In the room, his beautiful master, dressed in a black silk qipao, sat by the bed and spoke earnestly.

"Senior Brother Lin, I just made this goji berry and tiger kidney soup. Drink it up and get your vigor back!" Outside, his lively junior sister shouted excitedly, carrying a huge pot of soup.

"Junior Brother Lin, can we cultivate together again tonight?" His cool and aloof senior sister asked from the doorway, holding a quilt.

Being kept sure is nice, but...