Why Haven't the Fools I Raised Killed Me Yet?

Yandere little sisters: "Big brother... Mm... You can't escape. You're ours... We'll be together forever..."

Apprentices: "Teacher, my cat can do a backflip~"

Empress: "Just give in. The medicine won't wear off until morning~"

Dragon loli: "Marry me."

Ran Qichen: I still have dreams. Give me a few days to rest, my kidneys hurt!