My Little Sister Is Doing Everything She Can to Keep Me Single

(Rewritten, rewritten. This is worse than a grade-school essay, so don't read it. Spare the kid some dignity.)

A mysterious soul inside me suddenly took me on as its disciple, but I never agreed to this!

"Tsk, so many people used to wish they could become my disciple!"

Well, I'm not going to! With so many girls around me, you expect me to spend my time on boring cultivation?

"Aren't you afraid your little sister will butcher you?"

Enough talk. When do we start cultivating?