I'll Never Be Among the Immortals in This Lifetime

I once helped Nuwa forge the Five-Colored Divine Stones and save all living beings from catastrophe.

I once saw Siddhartha cut flesh from his own body to feed an eagle, attaining the supreme Dharma.

I once sat with several Dao Ancestors and discussed the art of alchemy for seven days and seven nights.

But when later generations speak of me, they usually say:

"This person is paranoid by nature and has a screw loose!"