After the campus beauty dumped me, I said, "Fuck love. It's all fleeting nonsense.
I'm going to build a harem. I'm going to be a playboy!
But just as I was about to start living it up, on my first night at a bar I picked up a girl carrying a real weapon.
After that, I realized things weren't so simple.
The villainous, long-haired teacher, the rich little girl from the companion gaming shop, the pure yet seductive senior, and even my cross-dressing best friend all started acting strange.
And it wasn't just a matter of them being yandere...
If I got another chance, I'd be a true steel-hearted straight guy: no smoking, no drinking, no women. I'd avoid all three without exception!