What's It Like to Have a Group of Immortal Girlfriends?

Lord Yama, please don't pull out the Book of Life and Death and cross my name off just because there's a bag of potato chips in there!

Lord Wenqu, please stop taking every exam you can find and crushing all those poor people!

Lady Wuqu, please don't kick every guy who tries to hit on you with those powerful legs of yours!

And when can you turn me back? I don't want to be a girl, Lord Yama!