I'm a Good Person, You Have to Believe Me

(This is the revived, full-length version of my abandoned short story, "My Face Says I'm a Good Person". I'm doing it to put food on the table.)

My name is Fu Xiexian. It's a weird name, so I prefer people to call me Daomeike, which means doll maker.

I run a doll shop and sell all kinds of dolls.

Some are dead, some are alive. Some bring blessings, others curses.

Look at my perfectly good-person face. Officer, could you put your gun down? I'm a good person.

As I spoke, I kicked the wailing middle-aged man at my feet flying.