I Don't Care About Honkai Anymore

I'm a slacker captain.

Before becoming a captain, I went straight through a master's and doctorate while serving as the supreme commander of multiple factions.

But just as I was planning to go back to being a cleaner,

I got transmigrated!

I ended up in the MHY universe and was offered up as a sacrifice by some goofy god.

What should I do now?

I've decided to poach everyone from the entire Honkai universe!

Honkai? Poach!

Fire Moth? Poach!

Schicksal? Poach!

Anti-Entropy? Poach!

World Serpent? Poach!

I'll dig up the entire MHY universe with my shovel!