Even If I Turn into a Vampire Princess, I Won't Be the Bottom

This book review is a form of self-reflection. As you can see, I'm a new author with absolutely no experience. When I first started writing, I even included the "yuri/marriage" tag, completely unaware of this potentially problematic aspect… Let me address the issue of the younger sister, Chen Qingyu. First, many people mistakenly believe that the female lead and her sister are half-siblings? Actually, I stated in the first chapter that the female lead and her sister are not related by blood. The female lead's father and the sister's mother were remarried. The sister's mother is a nine-tailed fox. The sister's biological father is a scumbag; he's a womanizer and resentful of his sister's mother's departure, so he commissioned Ailiya through a commission stone to kill her mother…

I hope the author doesn't become the protagonist of their own story (╥ω╥`)

First, let's talk about the romance between the male and female leads. To be honest, it's just... Inexplicable. Firstly, the female lead, who was originally a boy, falls for a boy after becoming a girl, which isn't inherently problematic. However, the fact that a woman in her twenties falls for a middle school student, and in many ways, is essentially a case of her throwing herself at him, is baffling. Secondly, I don't understand the necessity of the male lead's sister. If the purpose is simply to promote the romance, there are many other ways. Why add a sister who's obsessed with her brother to artificially enhance their relationship? Even though the female lead paid for her rescue, she shows no gratitude whatsoever, and even...

Bad news, everyone. Because of the pandemic, we arrived at school a month late, so our schedules are basically full now. I'll try to squeeze in updates whenever I can.

Update quickly

If you don't overthink it, this book is pretty good. It uses internet slang well, and it's not overly sentimental. If you only like cute, soft-spoken girls, you might want to check it out. However—this is just my personal opinion, and if you or the author don't like it, feel free to ignore it. First of all, when I first saw the scene about entering university, I felt something was off. Then I thought about it, and the purpose of nine years of compulsory education is to popularize knowledge and cultivate character (it's foolish to make such a definition, please don't nitpick). The protagonist is already in university; there's no need for him to go back to middle school, right? Besides, if he can create a new identity, falsifying his age shouldn't be a problem at all. So...

If there are genuine difficulties, it's perfectly acceptable to speak up. But repeatedly testing the patience of readers is truly inhumane. If you really don't want to continue, you can simply issue a statement to dissuade us, instead of constantly keeping us hanging on. The fact that some people are urging for updates means that some genuinely enjoy the work.

All I want to say about this book is that if I don't see the wedding scene, I'll drag the author to the underworld to continue writing.

Cover by Three-Eyed Society - Death's Testament: My Name is Red Scarf

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