My Brother Is Actually the World's Number One Princess

A man's choices come in three varieties.

1: Put on a suit and cut a dashing figure.

2: Put on a military uniform and defend a region.

3: Put on women's clothes and wreak havoc.

You ask which one I'd choose?

Do you think I'd tell you it's the third?

This book is also known as Ten Years as Brothers, Then She's a Princess, My Brother Became a Woman, My Brother Wants to Sleep with Me, My Brother Is Seducing Me, Me in Women's Clothes and Her in Men's Clothes, and What Does It Feel Like to Swap Identities?...

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The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is the unknown (about gender).

I have a friend I've known for ten years.

For certain special reasons, he and I became online friends.

But recently, the questions he asked me in chat had been getting stranger and stranger.

"Bro, do you have a girlfriend?"

"Bro, you really don't have a girlfriend?"

"Bro, what kind of girlfriend do you like?"

"Bro, which do you prefer, lolis or older women, flat chests or huge breasts?"

"Bro, would you like a girl with a B cup?"

"Bro, would you hate it if a friend of yours turned into a woman?"

"Bro, would you forgive a woman who'd been deceiving you for years?"

"Bro, what's the difference between a boy dressing as a girl and a girl dressing as a boy?"

"Bro, would you hate it if your friend suddenly wanted to dress as a girl?"

"Bro, do you like men?"

"Bro, actually... there's something I've been lying to you about for a long time. Actually..."

Thinking back on all those messages from my friend, I had my first encounter with cigarettes.

I treated you like a brother! And you want to sleep with me?!

"Bro... actually, I'm the world's number one princess. Would you... like me?"

I swear, when I saw that message, my mind went completely blank.

Ten years ago, I mistook her for a boy. We were naked together, completely open with each other, and had all kinds of physical contact.

Ten years later, she told me she was a girl. She was shy, hesitant to speak, and kept dropping all kinds of hints about her gender.

Ten years ago, she called me "Big Bro" every other word.

Ten years later, she called me "Hubby" every other word.

Ten years ago, I pinned her beneath me and gave her a thorough lesson.

Ten years later, she pinned me beneath her and gave me a thorough whipping.

Ten years ago, she and I ran around outside with our shirts off.

Ten years later, she and I ran around indoors with our shirts off.

A brother becomes a woman.

You deserve it.

Heavens above!

Earth below!

Who can tell me what on earth is going on?!

Must read.

1. This book has a large ensemble cast and a slow burn. Take your time and savor it.

2. The Princess in the title is not Miku.

3. This book has a pseudo-harem. For reference, see the relationships between Araragi Koyomi, Senjougahara, and the little sisters and junior schoolmates in the Monogatari series, or other love-triangle novels featuring characters like Rudeus and Hachiman.

4. This book is Lovecraftian, with emphasis on "-ian." The indescribable things are all made up by the author. If anything seems familiar, you copied me.

5. The setting combines many elements, including the supernatural, Night Parade of One Hundred Demons, world mythology, the Grim Reaper, a magical world, and modern technology. It may be chaotic, but it all makes sense. Think A Certain Magical Index.

6. The writing style can be serious or silly, depending entirely on the author's mood.

7. Tags include depressing, healing, romance, battles, daily life, harem, cross-dressing, mythology, mystery, and horror, but no NTR.

8. The world is about the size of Earth. At most, the story will travel around the solar system, never beyond it.

9. The most powerful beings in this book are the indescribable ones. Read on to find out what they are. Just savor it.

10. This book keeps digging holes. Any hole that hasn't been filled hasn't come up yet. It isn't being ignored or forgotten. Just savor it.

11. The author is trash. If you want to flame me, mention which chapter you've reached. If you're one of those people who haven't finished reading but still come out with snide comments, I'll scatter your ashes in three shark-infested seas. You can spare the Black guy carrying your coffin the trouble.

12. The male protagonist is male and occasionally cross-dresses, hence the cross-dressing tag. His friend is female and has always been female, so this is not a gay novel.

13. Why is the blurb so long? I typed it one character at a time and clicked confirm. Also, if you think the blurb is good, add the book to your library, like it, give it a premium monthly ticket, and send a reward. Let's see all five!

14. If you skimmed the above, go back to the top and read it again.

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