Even If I Transform into a Ship Girl, I Won't Get Married

Chu Wei: Even if I turn into a Laffey, I still won't like a guy. If I ever marry a man, I'll eat this phone right here and now.

Wu Shen: Laffey-chan, I'm back.

(rushes over)

Chu Wei: Welcome back, Commander. Daisuki!

Reader advisory: I suggest skipping Chapters 2 to 5 of Volume 2. Looking at that stuff now feels like I wrote a pile of crap. I'll rewrite it when I have time. (This book is entirely fictional and written out of boredom. Any resemblance is plagiarism.)