Starting Today, I'll Make a Living by Acting Cute

Reborn as a panda, I absolutely will not let my fellow pandas down!

What!? You call yourselves iron-eating beasts, not pandas?

What!? You're carnivores and never eat bamboo!?

What!? You don't even sell your cuteness anymore!?

Then what's the point of your existence!?

This is a world gone wrong. Let me change these foolish ways of yours!

Starting today, I'm going to make a living by being cute...

(The blurb's terrible, so this will have to do for now...)