If you want to master peerless crotch-clenching kung fu, you have to endure pain that ordinary people can't. SF likes to drink oolong tea, and loves to wear bright red underwear. Hey, SF!
Whether in the blazing summer or the freezing winter, I yearn for the sky beyond the mountain gate. Someone is still waiting for me in her boudoir. The person I meet on my way down the mountain is called Xiao Luo...
I throw a Tortoise Fist with my left hand and open my Yin-Yang Eyes with my right. My wish is to punish evil and uphold justice. Goodbye, old lady!!
