Ever since coming down from the mountain, Bai Yifeng took three wives and four... no, he took on seven female disciples.
His disciples were all exceptionally gifted, so of course their master was delighted. But
Why was every single one of them so clingy with him?
The eldest pulled out my hair, the second chewed on my fingernails, and the third and fourth wanted to chop me in half. The fifth isn't home today. Thank goodness.
Wait, sixth, don't come over here. Seventh, don't learn bad habits from them.
Aaaah!!!
This is so hard. I want to go down the mountain and take on a male disciple. Please save your master.