So What If I'm a Magical Girl, Damn It!

[Taking a few days off to get ready for a new book] Though I used to have a dick (the size isn't suitable for discussion), and though my weapon is a very questionable, indescribable rod-shaped object (vibrating enthusiastically), and though the girls around me are all a little off in the head (in every sense), none of that changes the fact that I'm a magical girl, right?