I Chanted a Fire Spell While Another Me Set an Oil Drum Ablaze

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[This is faster than using magic! Besides, you can't even use fire magic!]

"That's not the point! And where did you find that torch?"

[I managed to light a stick with a lighter.]

"You already have a lighter, so... Wait, isn't that my wand?!"

[So stop using an item that's just there to show you're an RPG wizard... Oh, this weight and grip feel pretty good. You have a real talent for beating enemies up. You'd make a great berserker~]

"I'm a wizard, I tell you!"