How Could I Fall for My Idiot Roommate?

My new roommate looks glamorous when she's out and is a total goofball at home.

In an era when even elementary school kids call each other hubby and wifey, she's never even dated anyone.

Girls her age go to parties and find people to have fun with.

She stays home in a tank top and baggy shorts, sprawled out as she drinks cola and plays games.

I wouldn't give a woman like that a second glance. Who would ever like her?

Also known as: The Airheaded Editor and Her Steel-Straight Author's Life Together

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