What Else Is a Nine-Tailed Fox Supposed to Do Besides Raise a Girl?

I used to be a king too. I was waiting at home for my late wife to be reincarnated, planning to help her successor overthrow the throne and all that,

until my knee... er, until I realized that the disciple (fake) who'd been lured away by that rotten kid next door with the surname Chen was my late wife...

How do you turn a married woman gay? Asking for a friend! Lately, I can never find those two!