Whatever You Do, Don't Make Me Save the World

"That's all you can take? You're so weak~"

On a comfortable king-size bed, a scantily clad silver-haired loli spoke seductively, looking as if she still hadn't had enough.

"Hey... It's been six hours! I'm just an ordinary person, not an elf like you. Who could keep up with that?"

"But~ I still want more!"

"So is playing Dou Dizhu really that fun?! It's midnight! Get to sleep!"

That's the entire story, no joke. This is a silly comedy novel.