I'm a Robot Who Raised a Super-Advanced Beautiful Girl

Me: "I'm a robot, but I have a genetically exceptional human wife. She has sunny blond hair and eyes like sky-blue gemstones. She's pretty jealous, has eyes only for me, and every day she makes me..."

(Smack! Sent flying!)

System's electronic voice: [You have one more chance to explain yourself.]

Me (covering my face, then speaking gravely): After the world war, all of humanity was wiped out, and robots took control of Earth. But humanity's continued existence is essential to the planet, so I will raise exceptional humans to help restore Earth's ecosystem and guide the development of a new humanity.

System's electronic voice: [Very good. You pass.]