The Adorable Master and the Goofy Otaku's Cultivation Life

A cute little master from a righteous sect,

A fickle little witch from an evil sect,

And a crafty little vampire loli...

Wait... where the hell did a vampire come from in my cultivation world?

Have I fallen into a loli trap?

Oh, heavens, can I get one free with the purchase of three?

Heavens: Yes! Coming right up!

No! I don't want it! Don't...

Master, I want pudding~ Coming right up!

Feifei, I want ice cream~ Coming right up!

Darling, I hear you can make desserts? Come here, I want to eat you~ Coming... right up!