When Three Useless Shut-Ins Meet the Enchanting Phoenix Queen

Hello, everyone. I'm the protagonist of this story, a three-fail shut-in.

Wondering why I'm called a three-fail shut-in?

No prospects, no money, no girlfriend. I spend all day lazing around at home, not wanting to clean, cook, or get out of bed...

As the protagonist, my turning point finally arrived: I transmigrated to another world. What's more, I was summoned there as a god.

By all rights, I was destined to begin a new life as an invincible hero.

Unfortunately, I ran into Queen Meihuang.

Don't ask why. The answer is, I hate being seduced!

Queen Meihuang: "I just want you to help me!" (fake crying)