Xi Ye's Plainspoken Book

This is a record of the mind-numbingly dull everyday life of Xi Ye, a ridiculous goofball, written by an incompetent, idiotic, and useless screenwriter. Want to see the protagonist race cars, brawl, and be impossibly awesome? Want to see the protagonist and the villains try to outwit each other? Sorry, those things are just too exciting for this screenwriter's imagination to handle. My apologies!