The Student Council President Can't Possibly Have a Girlfriend

I'm the student council president at a magic school. I have excellent grades and a sterling reputation, but I don't have a girlfriend.

My magic skills are second to none, and I'm a model student in my teachers' eyes, but I don't have a girlfriend.

I'm great at every sport, virtuous, and a genius who has earned countless medals and certificates at a young age. Yet I still don't have a girlfriend.

And I have to keep watching other people flaunt their relationships in front of me.

Like this couple right here, these two lovebirds.