The Martial Emperor's Disciple Can't Die

Why am I selling vegetables on the street when I'm the Martial Emperor's disciple?

Why can't I die no matter how hard I try to kill myself?

Even random passersby are doing better than me!

Maybe I should try jumping off a cliff again!

What if it lets me reach the peak of life?

And so...

Junior Brother: "Master! Big Sister! Something terrible happened. Third Senior Brother tried to kill himself again!"

Everyone: "Spearmen have always had E-rank luck. This is perfectly normal!"

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