What Should I Do After Accidentally Sleeping with My Beautiful Master?

I woke up from a drunken stupor in bed, with someone else under the covers. I reached out and felt something soft, smooth, and springy. I pulled back the covers and found my 200-year-old loli master lying beside me, with a telltale red stain on the sheets. As I gaped in shock, one question came to mind for my dear readers:

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