After Retiring, Lord of the River Styx Was Hounded by a Loli

Lord of the River Styx? You mean that wise guy with a hole in his head and a whole pile of wild ideas?

No? Then do you mean that shut-in whose head is full of anime, games, and waifus?

Not him either? Could it be that pervert with a built-in little-girl attraction aura and a maxed-out head-patting skill?

All right, the people I just described are all the same person.

Come on, being proper is a blessing, being improper is just who he is. Don't get your hopes up about that goofball.