The Dark Knight teleported into Limsa Lominsa's plaza, and everyone smiled at her. "Our hero is back to wrecking the floors of Limsa Lominsa."
The girl widened her eyes. "That's nonsense! How can you just make up accusations out of thin air..."
"What do you mean, accusations? I saw you hanging around Gridania yesterday, and you accidentally smashed all the wooden planks. You scared a whole bunch of Lalafells."
The girl puffed up her cheeks angrily. "When a Dark Knight stands around, you can't call that floor destruction!"
As she spoke, she habitually planted her sword into the ground...
"Crack..." The floor couldn't withstand the weight of the greatsword and shattered, with half the blade sinking into it.
Looks like Limsa Lominsa's floors will need renovating again.