A failed life,
a failed version of myself,
with nothing left to care about in my own world.
I spend all day eating and waiting to die,
hoping that one day a vehicle bound for another world will take me there for a little fun.
And then one actually showed up!
Just as I was about to "head to another world,"
the truck drifted... and missed me by a hair!
Then I suddenly croaked?
What the hell?! I don't even know how I died! Are you kidding me?
And on top of that, I was reborn as a "vampire"?
A vampire who isn't afraid of sunlight or silver?
Now that's something...
