About the Time She Bit My Lip

Forced to dress as a girl, I got into big trouble the very first time I met her!

I'm truly sorry for taking her first kiss!

"Good. You've succeeded in getting my attention." After turning the tables on me, she lifted my chin with her hand. "Be a good girl and become my maid."

Help! Urgent! What should I do when she holds a grudge against me and vows to bite my lips for the rest of my life?

And why are they all fighting to bite my lips, too?!

(A lighthearted urban fantasy romantic comedy, sweet from start to finish, with no angst.)