Everyone Around Me Wants to Get with Me

"You are my dearest friend for life."

That's what you say, but what are you trying to do? I'm calling the cops!

"I was drawn to you the first time I saw you."

I don't need that!

"Please teach me properly, Teacher."

You say you want me to teach you, so why are you taking your clothes off? Don't come any closer!

This is the story of a pure and kind-hearted bottom, innocently bouncing around among a bunch of tops who look loyal, honest, and simple-minded.

(The story is a slow burn, and the romance takes a while to develop.)