My Invincible Life Is Getting Stranger and Stranger

Hey, little buddy! Have you ever heard of the Yellow Flash?

Bai Xuan froze, then stroked his chin. “Yeah! That’s me...”

Then have you heard of the White Steed Armor, the guardian who supposedly took down an entire monster gang single-handedly?

“Mm-hmm! That’s me too!!”

Hey! What about Lord Dawn, founder of the Guardian Alliance...?

“Uh, sorry! That’s me too!!”

!!

Bullshit! You’re just some stinky food delivery guy. Why are you pretending to be some big shot turtle?! (ﾉꐦ ๑´Д`๑)ﾉ彡┻━┻

New book: A Reincarnated Romance with Miss Fox Immortal.