My name is Yinoli, and I'm a maid in a baron's household. Only today did I discover that the young lady I've been fooling around with is actually a vampire, and now my whole family has been purged. Just then, a young vampire appears beside me as I'm dying. Knowing the plot, I realize I'm about to become the true ancestor's heir and rise to the top of the world. Wait, why are you pulling out a knife?
After I die, I become a ghost, then get forced into a contract by a loli summoner and turned into her summoned beast? Director, what happened to the classic fantasy story you promised me!