Daily Life of a New SCP Salesman

[SCP Foundation Fan Fiction] [Comedy]

"So, what are we supposed to do now ⊙(·◇·)?" a blonde girl asked, puzzled, as she looked at a man wearing a bird-beak mask.

"Why, sell stuff, of course! Hey, sir, would you like to buy SCP-500 Panacea? These little pills can cure all kinds of ailments! No more incurable diseases! (￣▽￣)/" a man shouted excitedly.

This is the story of a man and a blonde girl selling SCP items in another world.

(Volume One, about life at the Foundation, is complete.)

(Volume Two, about selling SCPs in another world, is about to begin.)