After being dumped eighteen times at the altar, he finally learned his lesson. First things first: when you flirt with a woman, you have to sleep with her!
After being framed for a heinous crime, he finally saw the truth. First things first: you have to be stronger than everyone else, strong enough to crush anything that happens.
This world is rotten because it always picks fights with me.
This world is stupid because it dares to pick fights with me.
People of this world, I admit you're very brave. So now, quietly get down on your knees for me.
(What's wrong with being a lolicon? Hmph. Even if I can't marry a little girl or raise one, I still won't... Hehehe, actually, a tall, long-legged older sister is pretty nice too (º﹃º))