My Girlfriend Is an Evil God

I picked up a wife at the park and brought her home. Her online handle was Azathoth.

Later, I found out her real name was Azathoth, too.

In these days, with evil spirits rising everywhere and one world-ending crisis following another, all of humanity's resistance is as laughable as ants before the omnipotent Great Old Ones.

All I can do is try to find a way to save the world in the occasional snippets of advice I hear from the woman at home.