When the Lovers on Their First Date Encounter a Mushroom Cloud

Come on, let's do something really wild.

Let's do something nasty to this lovey-dovey couple.

For example,

make the original guy's chest bigger than the original girl's,

or maybe,

grow "a rod and two balls" downstairs on the original girl.

(This book got shut down by the editor... I can't keep writing it on SF...)