The Terrifying Girls of the Lonely Island's Secret Garden

In a bizarre and absurd school of death, I was collectively tricked by my terrifying female friends.

A feminine wardrobe? Makeup and beauty treatments? Serving as a maid? Improving my cooking? Making a good wife and mother my life's goal? Are you sure this isn't bridal training?!

And then there are all those boys confessing to me!

I'm going to grow up to be a real man, so stop calling me a little angel!