That's Right, I'm a Zombie

My heart... is confused...

The car's tires tore my body in half...

Why... did this happen... Just because I didn't heed the warning on that note?

That day...

I was killed. (You, of all people... can't die...)

Then... I met a girl who seemed like something out of a dream.

Wait, wait, wait. Why am I lying underground if I was supposed to be dead already?

And little girl, could you put down that shovel before you talk to me?

Oh! Right, you write instead!

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