This Isn't How School Life Is Supposed to Unfold

Why, even after I ran off to some strange city,

do you all keep chasing after me one by one?

Fine, chase me if you want,

but why does everyone want to live with me!

Living together would be nice, except why am I the one sleeping on the floor, without even a bed to myself!!!

Wait, how did you get into my blanket!

I don't need anyone to warm my bed!

A petite legal adult is out of the question!

Neither is my long-legged childhood friend!

I only want a big-breasted big sister!