The Two-Head-Tall, Mighty and Adorable General Has Arrived

I, General Black Kite, am awesome!

"Xiao Fu, make sure you grow tall soon~"

I, Long Fu, use iaijutsu to take down enemies in an instant!

"Xiao Fu, just tell me if you can't reach it! Doesn't it tire you out to stand on your tiptoes on a stool?"

Shrunk down, I slay gods and am invincible!

"Xiao Fu~ Be a good girl and listen! You're not even as tall as the hilt! Hurry and put on this little dress!"

I, the energy-saving, shrunken general, swear I'll recover my power!

"All right, all right~ But you'd still better stay obediently inside my stockings~"

Please, stop bringing up my height, and I'm a guy, so I don't wear dresses. Thanks!

Even if I'm a girl right now!