I'll Claim the Demon King's First Blood

Roland: I became a hero for two reasons: money and beautiful women.

Sherris: Huh? (picks up a kitchen knife)

Roland: Of course, the second one's already taken care of.

Sherris: Mm. (puts down the knife)

Roland: I never meant to make enemies or cause trouble. But even though I live by the rule of not picking a fight unless someone picks one with me, I still got saddled with a baseless accusation.

Sherris: Loli-lover.

Roland: Right, I am a loli... Can you stop messing around, Sherris? I'm trying to talk about something serious.

Sherris: A short, premature loli-lover. (under her breath)

Roland: Flat-chested Demon Lord!

Sherris: Perverted hero!