Because I'm the Most Beautiful Woman in the Three Kingdoms

"If you make a female character, you'll turn into a girl!"

I didn't believe it, so I made a female character and turned into a girl... then transmigrated to the Three Kingdoms era...

What? Cao Cao is sending troops to Xuzhou to take me back? What? Liu Xuande is going to make a last stand? Huh? Lu Bu shot his arrow through the halberd's gate just to keep me here?

Oh heavens, please stop chasing me! I'm really not your goddess!