The Mountain Bandit Queen Only Wants to Lie Flat

Synopsis:

A homebody, Qiu Yingying, stayed up all night finishing a feel-good novel set in a matriarchal world. When she woke, she had become the identically named bandit cannon fodder in the book, who was doomed to die from the start. To survive, she decisively latched onto the future empress and intercepted the enemy's top beauty spy before anyone else could get to her. The beauty had fair skin, a lovely face, and long legs, but she was so delicate that her eyes turned red at the slightest thing. Qiu Yingying happily kept her around like a pretty ornament, teasing her now and then. Life couldn't have been better.

Until one day, the beauty husband she'd taken for a poor little thing crushed an assassin's wrist bones with his bare hands right in front of her, then smiled sweetly. "Don't be afraid, my dear. I'll kill them all for you."

Qiu Yingying: ???

Weren't you supposed to be too weak to lift a finger, let alone carry anything?!

Only later did she learn that the poor little thing she'd brought home was no helpless beauty at all. He was Luo Muhan, the enemy nation's fearsome God of War, a ruthless prince with a devious mind. The God of War refused to leave her mountain and climbed through her window every night to demand, "Yingying, did you only want me for my body back then?"

Qiu Yingying clung to the wall on trembling legs. "...If I say I wanted us to become sworn brothers, would you believe me?"