I Just Want to Be a Laid-Back Fish, So How Did I Become a Savior?

The Purple Cloud Immortal Sect has a famously lazy fish. Two years after joining the sect, his cultivation has not budged. He has mastered the arts of skipping class and sleeping, and has copied the sect rules until the piles are taller than the sea of clouds. The Holy Maiden punishes him by making him copy them five hundred times, but he turns around and tricks his junior into copying two hundred for him, without the slightest shame. The entire sect takes him for a good-for-nothing loafer, but no one knows that every baleful force in the world is quietly gathering inside him. He swallows all the world's sins for the sake of all living beings, and all he wants is to eat, sleep, and wait for death. If anyone wants to save the world, they can do it themselves.