The Laid-Back Senior Sister Is Forced to Become an Immortal

Yan Chichi, a 996 office worker, worked herself to death.

When she opened her eyes again, she had transmigrated into the cultivation world as the good-for-nothing junior sister of the poorest sect around, the Sleeping Cloud Sect. They grew vegetables in the spirit fields and raised chickens on the back mountain. Not a single person in the whole sect could fight.

She contentedly lay down. This was more like it.

Then a voice rang in her head:

"Ding! The Workaholic System has successfully bound itself to you. Host, proceed to the back mountain immediately and meditate for three hours before dawn."

"Not going."

"Refusing the mission will trigger a punishment!"

"Then punish me."

The backlash from the punishment hit the System itself.

The System cried, "I've been in this line of work for three thousand years, and I've never met a Host this shameless!"

From then on, the Sleeping Cloud Sect had a crazy slacker in its ranks.

She slept, and her cultivation level rose. She sunbathed, and her cultivation level rose. She was just squatting by the door, slurping a bowl of noodles, when she looked up and found herself facing a tribulation.

The entire cultivation world went mad: This person is unfathomable!

Workaholics from every sect came in groups to test her, only to be driven into cultivation deviation by a single "Oh."

Yun Heci, the top-ranked workaholic on the Heavenly Evolution Sect's list, came to demand an explanation with a cold face. In the end, he squatted beside her, munching on watermelon. "She's right."

Later, someone asked her for the secret to cultivation.

Yan Chichi yawned. "I'm never going to work myself to the bone. Not in this life."