Transmigrate to Journey to the West: If I Can Talk My Way Out, I Won't Throw a Punch

Lin Chuan, a modern stand-up comedian, gets struck by lightning? Transmigrates? Into Journey to the West?

[The Talk Your Way Out of It System has activated: The Host gains Rage Points by angering others. The angrier your enemies get, the stronger you become.]

Tathagata sat high upon his lotus throne, his face kind and gentle. "Sha Wujing, do you know your crime?" Lin Chuan grinned and pulled out a microphone. "Buddha, don't rush. First, listen to a bit about you and the Great Peng Bird."

The whole place fell silent.

[Ding! Tathagata Buddha's Rage Points +9999. Rage Points have reached the limit!]